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Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about book. Much Ado About Muffin. Self-Help and Motivational Books.

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Many of these are pretty lame so if you have any improvements send them along. The Prince and the Paw-purr. D A man walks inside a library.

The title of your book is maybe one of the most important things about it aside from the cover. Below are listed a large number of book title puns sorted according to authors last name. Then look no further.

THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY book title JOKES. Examples of funny book titles in different genres. Those given to me may be altered to some degree to IMHO improve them but all submissions will be duly credited.

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Weve compiled a massive list of the absolutely best Book title jokes. Enjoy these daft jokes relating to popular book titles. What is a vampires favorite book.

The Diagram Prize is awarded each year to the oddest title presented at the Frankfurt Book Fair. Kidlit and Middle-Grade Novels. I grew up with the classics like Feeding Your Dog by Nora Bone and Falling off a Cliff by Eileen Dover.

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